BBW Mazzaratie Monica, & the Intimidation of a Big Ass

Before big butts became the trend in America, my friends and I were just three black dudes turning our heads every time a girl with some ass walked by. We attended a predominantly white high school. And by “predominantly” I mean like 95%. So the school was practically all-white and that was all right.

Our tastes in women were different than our white, male counterparts. I know this because I asked some of them straight up if they liked girls with curves. Their answers boiled down to “Nah, I like my girls a little skinnier.”

Which is fine, mind you. No one preference is universal. And besides, that just meant what few big butts were at the school were ours. As if we were hooking up with these girls.

(Note: We were not.)

There was this one girl in our class: cute, but not in a way that would force men to take notice, tall with a thick yet athletic frame. She wasn’t unattractive, but wasn’t much of a looker either. We just never took the time to pay her any mind.

Until one day when my friend and I turned our heads. It was accidental, like a reflex: girl walks by, we turn real quick to see what she’s working with. Turns out she was working with a lot of ass. It caught us both off guard. So much so, we actually had to take a minute to discuss our findings.

I said something to the effect of, “Man, I didn’t know [insert girl’s name] had all that ass.” His reply was something I wouldn’t forget. “Yup. That’s the kind of ass that will test your size.”

That was the first time I got size insecurity. My friend was comfortable his dick was big enough to satisfy a girl with a lot of butt. In my inexperience, I thought her butt would serve as a barrier to my dick reaching its target. (Note: No, really. I was a virgin and thought this.) But looking back now, that brief moment was just comical.

A big butt doesn’t actually test one’s size. Sure, it will make your dick look small in comparison. But if you need to move some ass cheek to the side to properly hit your intended mark, you just do so. The test my friend was talking about wasn’t anything physical. It was psychological.

I have always loved looking at big butts, HUGE butts. But I have never actually had sex with a girl sporting one. The unknown creates a lot of stupid questions. Am I big enough to satisfy a girl with a big butt? Would I know what to do with it?

I use the word “it” like a big butt is an artifact. Like it’s a statue that must be rubbed correctly or the seas will run dry. Like it’s a gun you’re holding for the first time. Like it’s a laptop and you have to fix it’s motherboard. “You sure you know what to do with it?”

“High school” me wouldn’t know what to do because I was convinced there was more to it. “Present day” me not only knows what to do, but knows he can absolutely do it. This isn’t rocket surgery. It’s sex. But because our favorite body part on a woman is so big, we get intimidated.

I remember being at BBWCON a couple of years back. I got to rub Roobi Royal’s ass with oil. It was her way to interact with the fans. Or maybe she just liked having her ass rubbed. Regardless, “high school” me crept into my mind. “You wouldn’t know what to do with all this ass.”

We’re convinced we have to be more alpha of a male to take on her butt or Lexxxi Luxe’s boobs (okay, that actually might be true). We love looking at it, we visual it in our sex fantasies, but the reality is just too intimidating to want to face. Which brings me to Mazzaratie Monica.


mazzaratie monica big butt
Picture of Mazzaratie Monica from PlumperPass.

How often do you pay attention to the way paysites use tags to describe its models and scenes? Typically the tags are either used incorrectly or, as it relates to this post, make you question the concept of what “big” is. Not all big boobs or big butts are created equal.

For example: Peta Jensen’s big boobs are not the same as Angela White’s big boobs, which certainly aren’t the same as Milena Velba’s. There are levels to this shit. I didn’t realize it until I noticed how PlumperPass uses tags to describe its models.

You would think that BBW’s have big boobs and butts by default of being bigger women. While that is true, for PlumperPass to feel the need to note that a BBW model has a big butt must really say something about the size of that butt. So while we like Jada Steven’s big butt, and can devote an All-Whooty Team to butts of varying sizes, none of them are quite the same as Mazzaratie Monica’s. There are levels to this shit.

You are free to argue, but of all the pornstars that are candidates for the “big butt” category of porn, Mazzaratie Monica may have the best big butt in the industry. She is truly a porn unicorn: a butt that is not only gigantic, but manages to stay perfectly round. It physically doesn’t make sense.

You know how every Mike Adriano scene starts with the woman just walking around aimlessly or taking steps on a treadmill? For the love of all that is great, how we haven’t gotten that scene with Mazzaratie Monica is beyond my understanding. To simply see her move around is orgasmic enough.

It is the type of butt you fantasize about. Similar to the absurd body dynamics of an Affect3D.com model. The only way a butt like that is even possible is if you create it through 3D animation. I’m basically saying Mazzaratie Monica isn’t human, which is why she’s in porn and not some girl walking down the freezer aisles of a local Publix. Porn always manages to find the rare ones.

She was at BBWCON a couple of years back as well. I rarely get awestruck in front of people. I tend to treat every person I run into the same because honestly I just don’t know any better. But my heart legit skipped a beat when I approached Mazzaratie Monica’s booth.

I was nervous. To this day I don’t know why. She was another BBW pornstar in a room filled with BBW pornstars. It was like I put her on a pedestal. I wasn’t worthy of being in her presence and somehow forgot how to use my words. I felt … inferior. And it was all because of her butt.

As she stood up, my brain ran through every visual I could remember of her work. This is very easy to do when you’re addicted to porn. I have a harder time doing this now as all of my memories are fragmented.

She took a step, and I remembered a scene where her mound of ass was facing the camera as it bounced on some guy’s lap. She made eye contact, and I remembered a scene with Sheena Shaw where she sat on Sheena’s face. She smiled slightly, and I remembered her twerking with booty shorts on.

She stopped in front of me. Her ass was so fat I could see it from the front. I finally moved my eyes up to make contact just in time for her to say “hello.” Yup, I wouldn’t know what to do with it.


big butt pawg
Picture of Mazzaratie Monica from PlumperPass

Amongst the many things I love about porn and its place in our culture is that it allows us to escape into worlds we never enter in real life. It could be as simple as a virgin seeing what sex looks like. Or for me, someone who loves the visual of a big ass, seeing something I haven’t actually encountered in my own sex life.

I have never slept with a women shaped like Mazzaratie Monica, and I doubt I ever will. Would I want to? Obviously. I mean, everything about sex with her looks amazing. But there is something about sex with her that intimidates me.

When we open up a magazine at the grocery store and scroll through the pictures (I don’t even know if people do that anymore), we see images of some of the most gorgeous human beings on the planet. We’re attracted to them, would relish the chance to have someone like them by our sides. And yet, there is a reason we never shoot for the very thing we fantasize about.

I like Ashley Graham. I would never approach Ashley Graham. Because Ashley Graham is out of my league.

I have zero evidence to back this up. I have plenty of assumptions to support my thinking. But there is nothing concrete to suggest that I could never have a shot at her if she were single. It’s the same mentality towards Mazzaratie Monica and any pornstar with amazingly large curves.

Porn does a magnificent job of creating the idea that only certain men are worthy of hooking up with women featuring specific looks and body types. You can’t just be any regular dude, especially in the world of BBW porn where it feels like the same four of five guys are used for every scene. Sure, we are all eligible to hook up with a plump woman. But only the JMac’s and Ramon’s of the world get to hook up with a Mazzaratie Monica.

It’s brilliant because the effects don’t seem to be intentional. By hammering home the idea that only certain men get to have sex with these women, it allows the fantasy to remain just that: a fantasy. We’re not those men, so we don’t get to experience what they are. The only way we could ever see the visuals we love is through porn. It’s like the industry has cornered the market on our desires.

So we look at Mazzaratie Monica, look at her insanely huge yet perfectly round ass, and are unconsciously told we will never be able to experience her or anyone like her. That our dicks aren’t big enough. That we aren’t smooth enough. That we aren’t man enough. We wouldn’t know what to do with all that ass, because we wouldn’t shoot for all that ass to begin with.

I remember a scene from an episode of then-WWF Smackdown back in 2001. Stone Cold Steve Austin was a villainous champion, and he was confronted by commentator Tazz. Tazz had the balls to challenge Austin for the WWF Championship. Everyone thought the same thing: “Good for Tazz, but he needs to stay in his lane. He’s not worthy of fighting for that belt.”

There was no rule stating Tazz couldn’t compete for the title. He had every right to ask. But we looked at Tazz, we looked at the men that fought tooth and nail with Austin for the championship (guys like Triple H, The Rock, and The Undertaker), and we knew something didn’t add up. Most wrestlers would not have done what Tazz did, because they get the hint and stay in their lanes.

Austin acted stunned by Tazz’s showing of bravery, and said some of the realist shit I’ve heard on a wrestling program. “This is as close as you’re ever going to get to the World Wrestling Federation Championship. So you go ahead and lay your little, beady eyes on this title.” And with that, Austin beat down Tazz, and Tazz went back to a life of watching other people fight for the title. That was as close as Tazz ever got.

That’s what porn does to us. It shows us the prize, it shows us Mazzaratie Monica’s ass, it shows us Virgo Peridot twerking, it shows up Angela White’s breasts bouncing wildly, and it tells us that’s as close as we’re ever going to get to the championship. So just sit back and watch while the “real” men work.

And we never forget it, so that intimidation follows us. It’s a blessing in that it keeps porn salient and valuable. It’s a curse in that we need to remember that world isn’t real. That’s why we like Mazzaratie Monica. Because porn is the only place we can experience someone shaped like her. We wouldn’t know what to do with all that ass.

3 thoughts on “BBW Mazzaratie Monica, & the Intimidation of a Big Ass

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s