Big tits and boobs in porn: there’s levels to this

Big tits are not the same as huge tits. At least not in porn. And while “natural” is an adjective to give boobs a bit more depth, natural tits that are also considered “big” create a category in itself.

To further display what I mean, do me a favor while I finishing watching The Lego Batman Movie. Three of the top five reviewed sites for “breasts” on Porn Inspector are DDF Busty, Scoreland, and any of the boob-related sites from Brazzers. Check them out, report your findings, then come back in five minutes.

. . .

Back? Great. Now explain to me why the big tits on Scoreland are NOT the same as the big tits on Brazzers, which don’t totally feel similar to the boobs on DDF Busty?

The answer is easy: there are levels to how big tits are presented in porn. Porn is very adept at niching a niche. So we’re going to take a look at the different ways big tits are categorized with some examples to illustrate.

Keep in mind we’re only looking at how big tits are categorized. Not how tits and boobs are categorized in general. Going that route wouldn’t take long, but it’s not as fun.

So we won’t tackle small tits, which are exactly how they sound. Or young tits, which actually aren’t synonymous with small tits. Rather, they describe boobs on young women that are also big.

We also won’t talk about perfect tits or nice tits which sound like the exact the same thing, but the nuance is in the nipple and breast sizes. “Nice tits” typically point east to west, are side set, and have puffy nipples with slightly above average areolas. “Perfect tits” are round, bell-shaped, and have smaller nipples. Now let’s stop wasting time.

1. Big Tits (like Ariella Ferrara)

It’s easy to forget considering the abundance of big tits porn can provide, but even D-cups make for some big breasts. Have you ever had sex with a girl rocking D’s? That’s a lot of boob.

Some of the biggest porn starlets over the years have fit the “big tits” bill. Think Jenna Jameson, Lisa Ann, and Mia Khalifa. Riley Reid is the exception, but that’s also because of the popularity of “teen” porn.

If a woman with big tits slapped you in the face with her breasts, you would be confused and wonder why she did that. The majority of pornstars in the “big tit” category have enhanced tits. That’s because the next category generates some difference.

2. Natural Tits (like August Ames)

Within the same size range as “big tits” with the lone difference being that these breasts are natural. Which means they bounce a bit differently in sex scenes. There’s a little more fluidity to the bounce. It’s science.

Humorously, small tits aren’t considered to be in the “natural tits” category. Like, if they are small, the nature of their realness is generally is given. It goes without saying. That’s like DC Comics technically being “Detective Comic Comics”.

Piper Perri has natural tits. But where’s the sell in pointing out the obvious? If a woman with natural tits slapped you in the face with her breasts, you would definitely enjoy it.

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Images of Jennica Lynn (left) and Milly Marks (right) from XL Girls and Scoreland.

3. Huge Tits (like Milly Marks)

Or like Angela White. Come to think of it, Angela White would have been a very good example. But I really wanted to use a picture of Milly Marks, so here we are.

This is my favorite category of boobs because it features porn stars I really dig like Ava Addams and Maserati, to name a couple. Unlike the next category, huge tits don’t have to be natural. So Amy Anderssen is considered to have huge tits despite them being enhanced. And confusing to look at.

Porn stars with huge tits tend to have curvy and voluptuous bodies overall. These boobs are bigger than big and make big tits seem small in comparison. If a woman with huge tits slapped you in the face with her breasts, you might get a bruise.

4. Big Natural Tits (like Jennica Lynn)

A couple of things here. One, as the category suggests, every pair of boobs is natural. Two, there is the suggestion that these boobs are bigger than huge.

Like to say, “These tits are so big, there is no way they can be real.” Or like, “If I didn’t tell you they were natural, you wouldn’t believe me.” Or like, “Damn, look at those titties!”

One of my favorite quotes from Don Jon is when Danny says “I don’t like more than a handful of titty.” It was such a sincere admission. It was the second time someone suggested there is a such thing as too much titty. The first time was when my best friend said, “There is a such thing as too much titty.”

Big natural tits are dope to look at. I’m not totally certain they are dope to deal with. That might be why like 90% of these women don’t do hardcore scenes, generally have individual sites, or produce their own content (which might be saying the same thing).

Sarah Rae or Georgina Gee doing a hardcore scene would be straight fire, I guess. But for now, viewers will proudly accept Anna Beck. If a woman with big natural tits slapped you in the face with her breasts, you should be able to dodge them because that’s too much titty to have to swing around like that.

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