Your guide to “big ass” and “big butt” porn

“Your Guide” is an attempt to get acquainted with a porn genre in as little words as possible. Today we’ll look at the “big butt” genre because it’s the one body part we cannot see ourselves but everyone else can.

What is “big butt” or “big ass” porn? I’m not that bright.

It’s exactly how it sounds: porn with men sporting big butts. Kidding. Unless it’s gay porn. Which I don’t actually know for a fact but would seem logical.

If a girl has a noticeably big butt, the cameras seem to focus on it, and the sex positions seem to put emphasis on it, odds are it is “big ass” porn. An ass being “big” is based more on depth than width. Roundness is key.

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Karen Fisher and Julie Cash in a scene from Reality Kings

Why is “big ass” porn popular?

Some guys and gals simply like women with big butts. As for why, I blame the media. And twerking.

Mainstream America culture decided that fuller butts can be attractive around whatever time Kim Kardashian became a thing. Similar to how it was decided big girls can be attractive around whatever time Ashley Graham became a thing. Which is okay, but yea, we were unfortunately late to jump on the “these body types can be sexy, too” train.

But is it really all that popular? It sounds like a thing but not necessarily a popular thing.

It was more popular in the early 2010’s, but porn wouldn’t continue to churn and burn “big butt” pornstars if it weren’t a seller. Some of its lacking popularity has more to do with a lot of pornstars just having bigger butts. Like, you don’t have to specifically search for it anymore. It just comes with the standard porn package.

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Blondie Fesser twerking on a guy (scene from Ass Parade).

I like data. Give me data.

Ugh, fine. In Pornhub Insight’s 2016 Year in Review, the 15th most-searched term in the United States was “big booty latina” (which is oddly specific). We searched it more than the rest of the world. “Ass” was also the 15th most-viewed category, up one spot from 2015.

Data from 2014 shows that butts were more popular than boobs in the U.S. On a heat index, the only area across the globe where butts were more popular is virtually all of Africa. The Americans who really have a thing for butts are in the Southeastern region, various states known for its diverse populations (like Cali and New York), and Kansas, for whatever fucking reason.

Wait, can we rewind a bit?

Sure.

Sorry to interrupt, but you mentioned the butt needs to be noticeably big to be considered a “big butt”, right?

Uhm, that’s correct.

So doesn’t that leave some room for interpretation? Can’t “noticeably big” mean different things to different people?

Yes. In the same way not all big boobs are equal, not all big butts are the same. Like, Abella Danger clearly isn’t rocking the same butt Vanessa Blake is, but it’s still fair to say they both have big butts. This is about to get confusing.

Try me.

Fine. I counted nine different subcategories for big butts in porn. You probably know of more, and that just means you are more obsessed with the female ass than I am. Here are the nine with explanations.

Big Ass: Standard issue. Nothing special or unique, but it’s beautiful and gets the point across.

Bubble Butt: More round than big. You’ll typically see this on pornstars who are smaller in stature, probably a little thinner as well.

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Jada Stevens from a Bangbros scene, an example of a pornstar with a bubble butt.

Whooty: It’s the type of big, round white butt the Sovereign race would create. It’s white butt perfection.

Big Booty: An umbrella for non-white pornstars, typically black pornstars. It’s not used often, but helps when browsing through tags on a porn tube site. Perfect if you support big butts and diversity.

Bunda: A Brazilian Portuguese word used for Brazilian and South American pornstars with abnormally large butts. It typically involves anal. And non-HD production.

Culo: Spanish word. I think Tony Montana might have said it. Any pornstar that is Latina and has a big ass fits the bill.

Fat Ass: The implication is that the girl is on the bigger side along with having a round butt. Like, a plumper or BBW.

Phat Ass: A breed between “phat ass” and “big booty.” And mostly black. We’re talking major, super-round booty here. It’s mostly black because …

PAWG: As in “phat ass white girl.” It gets misused a lot. It’s supposed to be on the same level of size as a phat ass, but gets attached to any white girl with a round butt.

You know a lot about butts.

I try.

Do you know of a lot of pornstars with big butts?

I do. Sadly. Consider the following six pornstars a starter kit to “big butt” porn. I’ll try to offer as much variety as possible.

(Note: And before anyone complains “how could you leave off [insert name],” I literally came up with 30 names off the top of my head before getting tired. Dude, we’re not doing a comprehensive list of EVERY pornstar with a big butt. Just enough to give a novice some jerk off material.)

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Darlene Amaro, an example of a pornstar fitting the “Bunda” subcategory.

Caroline Pierce: A big butt OG. PAWG with a hint of goth sprinkled in.

Mazzeratie Monica: BBW with a massive ass. Required by law to include her.

Virgo Peridot: Atlanta native. I’ve never seen her around the city. Butt is like precious cargo.

Layla Monroe: If you like your girls black and your asses phat.

Darlene Amaro: Classic bunda. Ass is absurd. Peep the picture above as proof.

Pinky XXX: The big booty legend. On the Mount Buttsmore.

What are the top big butt sites?

There aren’t a lot of sites concentrated on big butts. There are sites focused on other genres that happen to have a lot of big butts featured (ex. Big Wet Butts, Round and Brown). Here are four sites focused on derrieres.

Ass Parade: The original. Confirmation for big butt lovers back in 2004. Introduced us to Sophia Castello and Flower Tucci, among others.

Monster Curves: Hovers around the “whooty” and “bubble butt” subcategories with the usual names you would expect.

Big Butts Like It Big: Similar to Monster Curves with two exceptions: a) more updates, and b) more anal action. Like, a LOT more anal action.

Bootylicious Mag: Scoreland believes in doing things bigger than big, and Bootylicious follows suit. This is more for the “phat/fat ass” and “PAWG” lovers.

But I’m cheap, so give me a few good Tumblr blogs.

Dude, you literally just asked … *deep breath* okay, okay. Here are some Tumblr blogs because I forgot Tumblr has now become the source of free porn for young people.

If you like PAWGs …
If you like GIFs
If you like them huge
And if you like them massive … there is a Tumblr blog (or four) for you.

I don’t really feel like looking all of this up. Is there a Pornhub compilation I can jizz to real quick before going to bed?

You could’ve asked me this from the beginning. Here’s a 10-minute compilation with a diverse selection of big butts. Now that I got you all riled up, go cum into a tissue.

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