Riley Reid has a gangbang because she’s terrible at delivering pizzas

Riley Reid is one of the most popular porn stars today. In this scene, she screws up a pizza delivery order, and the solution is to have a gangbang. I don’t know what I just typed.

Follow along on PornHub. As always, that link and this post are NSFW. If you are not in a private area or don’t like viewing depictions of nudity and sex, I would suggest you leave … NOW!

riley reid pizza that ass

Lazy title. We’re taking two major plot points in the scene and making the most of it. “So pizza and anal gang-banging is involved? Yup, ‘Pizza that Ass’.”

markus dupree pink shoes

Those pink shoes. You found and purchased all-pink shoes, shoelaces included. I admittedly chuckled. I’m also betting $1 that Markus Dupree sits this one out.

bill bailey
They are starting to get more players now-a-days that are white. ~ Bill Bailey

Love it! Fuck the gangbang, this is the real highlight of the scene.

Bill Bailey is correct. The number of white players in the NBA is growing now that there is a greater appreciation for specialty players. Like, JJ Redick and Kyle Korver only do one or two things, but they do those things really well.

And you still have guys like Jokic, Love, and Hayward who are legit all-around ballers. They don’t have the athletic prowress of Durant or Kawhi, but they are highly skilled players. Let’s get back to the porn though. Where’s Riley Reid?

riley reid pizza delivery

There she is! Rare portrayal of a woman pizza delivery driver. The fact that said woman is about to be gangbanged is troubling, if only because of the reasons people have given for why we never see women as pizza delivery drivers.

You can click here for stories, but in a nutshell the struggle comes down to two things: women putting up with more crap than men and entering unsafe environments. This scene plays on both items. And I know porn is meant to open doors of sexual fantasy that the moral compass of reality won’t, but damn, that’s still deep to consider.

jon jon riley reid
Look like he’s about to go downcourt! ~ Jon Jon

Bruh, it’s basketball. They are ALWAYS going downcourt. The fuck are you even talking about? You’re just filling dead space with nonsense because the camera is on you longer than necessary.

riley reid isiah maxwell

Yo, Isiah Maxwell is hype as fuck about this pizza.

riley reid isiah maxwell
That’s that cheese. That thing look fresh. ~ Isiah Maxwell

Hahaha, love it! Maxwell is killing it right now. I can’t tell if Reid is corpsing or just, you know, getting through a porn scene.

riley reid isiah maxwell

LOLOLOL! How does she not realize one box is missing an entire fucking pizza?! I don’t even care about the gangbang anymore, this is pure gold.

riley reid isiah maxwell
I do want some pizza, but some pizza (piece of) that ass. ~ Isiah Maxwell

Roll credits. And this bullshit works. Now I understand why guys think sending dick pics is a good idea.

jon jon riley reid
How do you forget pizza? The fuck! Isn’t it light?!

Jon Jon would be great at Cinemasi–wait, scratch that. Forget I said anything.

riley reid isiah maxwell
Ms. Riley here don’t want to lose her job. ~ Isiah Maxwell

Nothing says retaining employment quite like missing the next hour of work and deliveries to fuck five customers. Either delivering pizzas is actually an escorting front for Reid, or my understanding of job security is different from theirs.

“Pink Shoes” follows by asking “guys, what are you doing?” My gut told me he would be the voice of reason. I think there is a separate subplot going on with him.

riley reid blowbang
A five-star review on Yelp!

*mic drop* Maxwell is a straight boss in this scene. He’s easily the true MVP right now. I wonder what that review looks. “Cheese pizza was so-so. Blowjob was to die for!” Oh, and SEX ALERT!

riley reid blowbang

Ugh, five dicks. Dupree was late to the game, but I definitely lost a dollar. Serious question to the guys: have ya’ll done this?

This is so common in porn that it appears normal, but it’s not. Like, not at all. If I’m hanging out with my four closest guy friends and one girl, and one of the guys propose we have sex with her, the rest of us are questioning this dude.

I’m not interested in high-fiving my friend while his dick is out, or instructing “get in there” as if I’m coach putting a player in the game. But I’ve also never been in a spot where that’s possible, but what do I know?

Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I’m passing judgment and viewing this as a terrible thing when it’s not. The complexities of sexuality can be a motherfucker sometimes.

riley reid cumshot

Listen, there was roughly 18 minutes of her just taking a lot of dicks. I wasn’t following it or getting screenshots. If you really wanted to see Riley Reid engage in double penetration–like, a LOT of double penetration–just watch the clip.

But how do you go back to the previous timeline before Reid arrived? They all fucked her as a starting five (don’t think I didn’t pick up on that), they all came on her face, and now she’s just going to return to work while the guys go back to watching basketball. That’s so weird to me. Porn is crazy sometimes.

What porn taught us: If the pizza delivery driver was a man, the party would’ve called the pizza company to fix the problem. But nope, it was a woman. So we got this instead.

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