We’re watching “Making Mommy Sweat” from Mommy’s Girl, featuring Ryan Keely and Vanna Bardot. This is a lesbian scene that will hopefully show how yoga works as a prompt for sex in porn.

Here’s an abbreviated summary with some paraphrasing from the Mommy’s Girl website:

Ryan Keely and her stepdaughter Vanna Bardot are doing yoga together, going through lots of sexy yoga poses. When Ryan mentions the studio being hot, a mischievous look comes over Vanna as she suggests helping Ryan take her pants off. But instead of pulling down Ryan’s pants, Vanna “accidentally” rips Ryan’s pants open, exposing her ass and pussy.

As we all know in the porn universe, the exposure of ass and pussy can only lead to one thing.

Here’s the thing I love/hate about porn using yoga as a backdrop. The yoga poses being done are completely normal. Any person wanting to do or having interest in yoga can find these poses with a basic Google search. And yet, I’m the typical porn viewer in this moment: visualizing sex instead of seeing this for the workout it really is.

Ryan is doing a basic downward dog pose while Vanna is doing a variation of a seated forward bend. All of this is fine. Unfortunately, my pervy ass sees Ryan’s breasts hanging and Vanna in position for prone sex. This scene knows what it’s doing thus far, and that’s making me horny.

As the two continue to do more yoga poses and stretches, it’s clear each pose is sexually suggestive. At one point, Ryan lifts a leg during her downward dog and Vanna tilts her head to get a peek at something. I have to assume it’s Ryan’s breasts, making Vanna just as pervy as us.

It’s smart to have at least one character represent our thinking so we don’t have to feel bad for our thoughts. We’re all looking at Ryan’s body, but so is Vanna. It’s all good.

Ryan does what looks like an over-stretchy variation of a hero’s pose, and Vanna tells Ryan, “You really know what you’re doing.” I’d say so, because that looks advanced as hell. My kneecaps would instantly explode if I tried something like that. Same time, we clearly see how this pose can used during sex.

We then dive a little bit in the relationship between these two. While this is technically a stepfamily fantasy, it’s not relevant enough to anything that happens. To recap, Vanna mentions she always wanted a stepmom (not sure why, but okay), and Ryan mentions it’s cool to have a daughter without getting pregnant (fair enough).

Also, credit to Vanna who has been in a puppy pose for what feels like forever. For that matter, credit to Ryan for not having every muscle and ligament in her legs burst.

Ryan does a happy baby pose. I’m convinced this is one of the most sexual yoga poses there are, which makes me hate the name of the pose so much. Everything about it screams “SEX!” and Ryan is sure to give us a full view of her crotch.

As I mentioned in my post about yoga poses being sex positions, finding an image of this pose that didn’t involve anything graphic was difficult because the obvious options for sex from this pose are … obvious! Plus, we can clearly see Ryan’s lower figure and shape. It would be a surprise if this pose isn’t used when Ryan and Vanna have sex.

Ryan begins stretching directly in front of Vanna. Vanna is getting a clear view of Ryan’s crotch and ass, and Vanna signals that she likes it. It’s the “mischievous look” mentioned earlier. What’s clever is that Vanna is looking right at Ryan’s ass with no stealth because Ryan can’t actually see what Vanna is doing.

Essentially, Vanna is doing what we would all want to do in the same situation. We would all want to get a good look and openly react. However, we live in a society, so we would instead look away and play innocent so as not to come across as creepy.

Vanna grabbing her own breast is officially the moment she decides to make an impending move. It’s noteworthy she does this as Ryan does a plow pose. And yes, because I’m immature, the fact the plow pose is called a “plow pose” makes me laugh.

But again, the plow pose is a very sexual position when viewed from above and is used in porn. If Vanna finds Ryan attractive, it would only make sense that seeing this pose makes Vanna horny. So when Vanna tells Ryan, “You’re showing me so many great poses,” she’s telling the truth.

Ryan says she’s beginning to feel hot and questions if the air conditioning is on. We have to get their clothes off somehow, I guess. Vanna suggests Ryan take her pants off, and there is no subtle way to ever suggest something like that. It’s so forward that it’s hard to believe someone would say it.

Ryan quickly sees how weird this is, but Vanna somehow reasons that the two of them now being family (and mature adult women) makes this okay. It doesn’t—but naturally, this works.

Vanna offers to pull Ryan’s pants down. Before Ryan can clearly consent to that, Vanna accidentally rips Ryan’s pants, exposing her ass cheeks and pussy. Vanna has no clue how to undress people. Yoga pants may not cost a fortune, but they aren’t inexpensive.

Yoga pants are definitely sexy, though. We’re led to think that Ryan’s poses (basically her ass being parked in front of Vanna’s face), and the shape of her ass in the yoga pants caused Vanna to lose her veil of simply wanting to help Ryan cool down.

We take a moment for Ryan to casually mention that Vanna is her stepdaughter. Vanna asks if what’s about to happen is okay as the two try to normalize this moment—because that fantasy is still in play. To be fair, this is important to add because porn tries to make sure all parties are consenting to sex, want it, and enjoy it.

Then we get to the action with Vanna jamming her face into Ryan’s ass and pussy from behind. This seems to be a consistent opening sexual act for lesbian scenes, but it’s a great shot and visual. Even if it is repetitive, it’s hot and it works. Plus, the two stay in yoga poses.

Unfortunately, that’s pretty much the last time yoga is incorporated in the sex. The rest of the action if basic lesbian porn action as the yoga setting has barely any influence on what happens. The tease of a happy babe pose is fulfilled as Ryan gives Vanna oral sex. That’s about it, however.

The pathway to sex in this scene can be broken down into three parts:

• Vanna grows attracted to Ryan as she does yoga poses that feel sexual.
• Ryan’s yoga pants are revealing, making Vanna horny and interested in sex.
• This prompts Vanna to make her move, and Ryan doesn’t turn her down.

The first two parts are normal functions of doing yoga, as uncomfortable or gross as that may be the say. Depending on your view (and I mean visual view, not opinion), a lot of yoga poses do come across as sexual. And yes, yoga pants and leggings are sexy. There is a reason why there are subreddits dedicated to it through pictures and GIFs.

The ability for a yoga environment to stir up attraction and sexual feelings is understandable. What isn’t expected is the third part: instantly acting upon those feelings. That’s where the yoga fantasy actually kicks in, and that’s why it’s a good backdrop for porn scenes.